Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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