just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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