If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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