Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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