is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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