used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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