Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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