if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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