All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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