Are we in a gay sports bar?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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