Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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