we're blogging at a bar
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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