Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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