So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
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