I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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