windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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