I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
