I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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