she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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