I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Randomize
