another moral hangover. fuck.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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