If i come over, it means nothing
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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