it wasn't lemon gatorade
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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