Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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