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i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Randomize
