If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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