Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
He shit in the fireplace
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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