You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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