if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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