need another drink. this is the easiest way
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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