i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
where are my eyebrows?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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