Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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