Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize
