Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Randomize