it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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