How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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