I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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