I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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