You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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