so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
