is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize