remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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