yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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