So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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