I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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