Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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