plz talk dirty to me
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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