She went from zero to smokin in five shots
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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