he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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