he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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