we have pet lesbian snakes
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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