I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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