I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I'm drive I can fine osifer
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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