And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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