Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
how drunk are you?
Several
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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