How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I've got a whole match.com system. Triple book. First dates always get the 6pm happy hour drinks slot. 8pm dinner goes to a girl where I think I can close the deal. 10pm slot goes to the sure thing in case of emergency, but 6 can always trump 8 and 8 always trumps 10. Just blame it on a dead iPhone battery.
That, my friend, is how I bang 50 new girls a year. Not luck at all. It's science and statistics.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
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